Oookay. So, if you haven't read the wrestling/comics post below, do so with a grain of salt.
Turns out Benoit, who a ton of tearful pro wrestlers assured me was the greatest guy since Gandhi, murdered his wife and child before hanging himself from a weight machine.
If this pisses you off, take comfort in the fact that you can probably find dozens of clips of people pretending to beat the shit out of the guy on YouTube.
In the meantime, Pegasus Kid, my twenty-four hour retroactive fandom is officially rescinded.